If I was tortured to death in public, I'd def want people to celebrate my memory by playing hide & seek w chocolate eggs
An adult luring random kids on to his property with candy is only illegal 364 days a year.
6 yrs after "Show Me Your Genitals" R. Kelly releases a song called "Show Yo Pussy." Reality has surpassed parody.
Apparently writing Happy Valentine's day on your penis is not a good gift. Fine, next year I won't get you anything, mom