Bit unfair of Glastonbury to put Dolly Parton on at 5, given her strict working hours.
It wouldn't surprise me if Trump's next cabinet appointment was that dentist who shot Cecil the Lion.
Rather than moving to Canada, why not move down to Mexico? At least there'll soon be a big wall between you and the Trump supporters.
I like how Milliband ignores the others and looks straight down the camera like he's Frank Underwood #leadersdebate